buckyybae:

shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

#peter quill probably (via stevesbuck)

(via thew1nters0ldier)


ruinedchildhood:

i need this for reasons

ruinedchildhood:

i need this for reasons

(via thew1nters0ldier)


mydogsnokes:

2014 better be good its gotta make up for 2008-2013

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


slayvevo:

OH MY GOD

slayvevo:

OH MY GOD

(via heliolisk)




halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

(via snorlaxatives)


katara:

even the essays i write sound sarcastic 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


we fucking lost, boys
me, to my boys, when we fucking lost (via goblin-techies)

(via greatwhiteprivilege)