theofficialariel:

All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows. 

(via andrewscottinmypants)


peclro:

sext: my mom can pick up if your mom can drop us off

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via tyleroakley)




nigga-are-you-even-kawaii:

It hurts my core to see poorly drawn eyebrows


p-eachful:

sometimes I think I’m better than everyone else but then I remember I am

(via scottdipstick)


dmthx28:

when ur in ur lane and see someone swerve messily out of theirs

dmthx28:

when ur in ur lane and see someone swerve messily out of theirs

(via scottdipstick)


buckyybae:

shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

#peter quill probably (via stevesbuck)

(via thew1nters0ldier)


ruinedchildhood:

i need this for reasons

ruinedchildhood:

i need this for reasons

(via thew1nters0ldier)