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FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK


YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

 MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

NO GOD PLEASE DONT LET THIS BE THE POST THAT MAKES ME TUMBLR FAMOUS

listenandforgiveme:

the amount of concentration a person devotes to transporting an overly full cup of tea from kitchen to couch is directly proportionate to just how British you are

thetalkingleadstotouching:

I’m walking everywhere like this from now on.

possibly the greatest poem ever written by a first grader

isabelthespy:

Persons

People can walk
but not
handsanitizers
Because
handsanitizers
don’t
        have
                legs

yheg:

tavors:

does anyone have the pic of the japanese girls posing with the word egg on a chalkboard

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sassykardashian:

pretty sure my sexuality is soft chocolate chip cookies

armadillo:

its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager 

buildabitchworkshop:

Dexter was so fucking hardcore